Brady: Daddy, can I have a juice box?
Me: No Brady, juice boxes are for lunch. We’re having breakfast right now. What do you want for breakfast?
Brady: Ummm… I’ll have peanut butter and jelly.
Me: Kind of strange, but alright.
Brady: Silly dad, you don’t eat peanut butter and jelly for breakfast. You eat it for lunch. This is lunch. I’ll have my juice box now.